The text on the upper right reads: “First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom right reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”Fantastic. And I’m totally going to JC Penney this weekend. I don’t know what I need, but I’ll figure that out when I get there.