[image: a cartoon of the character Aladdin from Disney’s Aladdin
text: I went to my first gay bar and while I was making out with this cute Jewish guy who looked like Aladdin he threw up on me.]
[image: a cartoon of the character Aladdin from Disney’s Aladdin
text: I went to my first gay bar and while I was making out with this cute Jewish guy who looked like Aladdin he threw up on me.]
best. story. ever.
Won’t be the last time, bb.
ummm if i were making out with a guy that looked like aladin i would let him throw up on me
i feel bad for laughing at this but\ omg