FIVE ‘LIFE RULES’ TO REMEMBER
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it is more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
3. Forgive your enemy, but just remember the asshole’s name.
4. Some people are alive and well, only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. If you help someone when they’re in trouble, they will remember you when they’re in trouble again.” — My mom.